Death Metal Welders
Sitka, Alaska!
26.02.2011
17 °C
As a female maintainence worker in Alaska, I meet people from different walks of life every season. I am forced day after day to work, live, eat and share a bathroom with people I would probably shy away from in "real life" if I saw them in the lower 48 (This is what Alaskans call the rest of the US). When I arrived in Sitka this season it was no different. A slew of of scruffy men in Carhartts streamed in our common meeting room, the CFL, the mean of which deserves it's own story entirely. I knew about half of them from the year before, the other half were workers from other plants or contracters from "down south" (another term Alaskans use for the rest of the US, I mean Seattle IS in the south if you live in Alaska...).
As the lowest paid and lowest ranking maintainence worker on the staff, I often get assigned the tasks that everyone else convieniently
put to the side... Many of them require being in small spaces, cleaning, or doing insanely boring tasks that simply take time. Other days I am a "gopher" for people who are much more skilled than I. Anyway, this means I often am left to my own devices with nothing important to do, which is why I was so happy that I remembered to bring my Ipod to work. Unfortunately it was dead, and I went in search of someone with an Ipod dock to charge it on...and I ran into the death metal welders. The origins of the crew are largely unknown, one of them lives in Washington State, we only know they were brought in as short-term employers for thier welding skills, they keep to themselves and listen to death metal 12 hours a day at work. One co-worker has confessed that working near thier music prompts him to work faster, though it may just be an attempt to escape the noise as soon as possible. I approached the situation with doubt, two of the five were bent over pieces of metal with thier welders, I avoided the burning light and stepped over thier Tungston-filled welding hoses and approached twoof the younger ones, before I could say anything they said
"hey, tell us a joke"
I was caught of gaurd and answered
"umm...I'm usually the butt of all the jokes..."They guys chucked and smiled a bit, they seemed to loosen up and I hesitatinly asked
"Hey! Do you guys have an I-pod charger?"
The shorter of the two responded politely
"no, but you could put your Ipod on our dock for a few minuets to charge it if you want, what kind of music do you have?"
"Umm...probably nothing you guys would like?"
"just go ahead and put on all your rock music, we'll find something"
in the meantime, they put a few artists on thier Ipod for me to listen to, the taller guy said to his friend
"If she listens to that stuff all day she's going to get pissed off and won't want to help us anymore"
"Yeah guys, you'd better watch out, next time you need a hand I'm going to tell you 'Go fu** off and do your own sh**!'"After two hours of death metal (it was actually the most benign of his selection), I had fantasies of throwing crap accross the engine room
floor and wished I could put two pieces of metal together like the welders. When I came to pick up my Ipod, they were listening to Jack Johnson and it made me giggle a little inside because it was from the "Curious George" album...
The guys no longer seemed quite so scary...the death metal welders just seemed kind of lonely and bored. I found out that they are stuck in hotel rooms after work with no car and this really frustrated them...my view of them was transformed. Those scruffy, intimitading, torch-wielding men were pretty much whining about the same sh** my girlfriends and i complain about. It's funny to think that underneath our Carhartts, me and the death metal welders probably have more in common than we think. We spend so much time seeking others who we think are like us, but I probably have more in common with one of the death metal welders than with any woman who goes to the mall regularly, which kind of makes me smile inside. I may be dirty, cold and overworked but I'm pretty happy with life all in all, and people like the death metal welders certainly make mundane jobs a little more interesting. If only I could figure out how to attach piece of metal and get paid lots of money to do it...
Posted by annaflegle 26.02.2011 22:15 Archived in USA Comments (0)